Lindsay Lohan has red hair again

Lindsay Lohans downward spiral all began when she started dyeing her hair blond, even though girls with red hair and big tits are the second best kind of girl, only behind Asian girls with big tits. If I dated an Asian girl with big tits and red hair, after a few weeks she would honestly start to suspect that my dick was made out of some kind of stone.

Point being, maybe it’s a good sign that Lindsay was in Santa Monica today, and her hair was red and lovely. Or maybe it’s not, maybe she’s about to go on another crime spree and this is part of her disguise. To be honest, both seem equally likely.