Lindsay Lohan wants to be a mom

Lindsay Lohan is dumb, immature, irresponsible, a thief, an alcoholic, a drug addict, has $600,000 in credit card debt, millions more in regular debt, and has no current source of income. And believe it or not, none of those are even the best reason why she shouldn’t have a child.

According to In Touch, this is…

Lindsay hates being alone and thinks a baby would make the perfect companion. “She needs to be around someone nearly 24 hours a day,” the pal says. “She thinks having a baby could straighten out her life.”

So she’s an annoying pain in the ass who drives everyone away, and instead of changing, she’d rather invent someone without enough muscle tone to run. And then once they get it, we’ll have a whole new version of Lindsay.

Fantastic.

If the governor doesn’t kidnap Lindsay and fill her vagina with concrete, than he’s a disgrace to the Republican party.