Dina Lohan should be set on fire

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Yesterday it was reported that Lindsay Lohan may not be spending 90 days in rehab, because the judge that sentenced her has since recused herself (*). Now, instead of doing a 45-day program twice, which is apparently common, Lindsay might do it once (though in all likelihood, the new judge will order her to stay for the full 90).

Naturally, Lindsays mom Dina Lohan was on the Today show this morning, and – brace yourself – told everyone that her darling child is an innocent little lamb that everyone picks on for absolutely no reason whatsoever.

This bitch is reprehensible. She’s the reason Lindsay doesn’t know right from wrong. She’s the reason Lindsay is such a fuck up. If Dina died today, I’d dig her up tomorrow, bury her upside down then build a neighborhood on her grave so she could never rest.

(*) essentially, the judge spoke to a rehab, Morningside, that was not on the list of rehabs recommended by the DA, and she did it without the DA present. Lindsay was sentenced to Morningside at first, but then that was changed to UCLA, which was the DAs preference all along. And that was it. That’s the entire reason.