Vanessa Hudgens makes ‘Rent’ worth watching

Pulitzer and 4-time Tony winning play ‘Rent’ began a run this week in LA at the Hollywood Bowl, directed by the annoyingly versatile Neil Patrick Harris and starring Nicole Scherzinger, Wayne Brady, and a guy who looks like Jermaine O’Neal back when he played for the Pacers. But the real star is Vanessa Hudgens and her ass.

Not only does she look great (holyfuckingshit) but she’s getting good reviews. Variety wrote, “Vanessa Hudgens gains points for holding nothing back in her high-octane singing and erotic dancing ordinarily not seen outside the confines of a gentlemen’s club.” And the LA Times said, “there’s no telling how good she might be on stage with more experience.”

My goodness, who would have thought Vanessa was gonna be the real thing? Me, that’s who. That’s why the Vanessa sex doll I made has brushable hair and 3 working orifices.