(update) Vienna Girardi of the Bachelor is doing Playboy

Just so we’re clear the girl pictured is not Vienna Girardi from ‘the Bachelor’. Vienna Girardi is this lunatic and she’s been in a million news articles this week for reasons I might know if I had read any of them.

I didn’t want her fuggin up my erotic website and this is about Playboy so instead this post has pictures of Playboy model Julri Waters, who is Asian, 5’3″ and a 32G. It’s like someone made a girl based on nothing but my sexy fantasies. She needs to contact me immediately so we can get married.

Anyway. Not that it maters anymore, but Star says…

Fresh off her split from The Bachelor’s Jake Pavelka, newly single Vienna Girardi is ready to show off her sexy body. So the 24-year-old former Hooters waitress is stripping down for Playboy!
“I am going to be on the cover of Playboy later this year,” Vienna tells Star.
“The Bachelor didn’t pay me a dime, and I ran through my savings living with Jake,” Vienna says of her decision to pose for Playboy — a deal she hopes will net her $250,000. ” I need the money. And I want to do something fun and happy for myself!”

Yeah, 250 sounds right. Go ahead and ask for that. And when Hef stops laughing, he’ll wave goodbye and say, “have fun riding your dolphin back to Fantasy Land jackass.” I don’t even know who this chick is and she’s at the peak of her fame, not to mention she’s ridiculous looking, so good luck at the bargaining table genius. If she’s ever in Playboy there better be a big red X over her and then a link to the sexy girls like Julri.

CRAZY BITCH UPDATE: Playboy says, “This is the first we’ve heard of Vienna Girardi appearing on the cover of Playboy. We are not in negotiations with her and have not made her an offer.”

(NSFW pics here. source = the greatest 9 dollars you’ll ever spend)