katy perry got 17 stitches

And every hack afternoon DJ in America just came in thier pants in a race to shout out, “I hope they were to close her mouth!” Ahh yes. Zing.

Partying after performing at Sunday’s MuchMusic Video Awards in Toronto, Katy Perry injured herself dancing and landed in the hospital for 17 stitches.
“(She) cut her leg open after falling over during an energetic dance session at a Toronto nightclub.” Details are scarce, but Perry did tweet briefly about the injury, and has since taken to performing with a skin-colored bandage on her right leg.

The pictures below show the bandage they mean, and this was her first tweet, and this was the second one. That one was funny because Lindsay tried to @ her and Perry ignored it. Lindsay does that a lot. Tweets other famous people who pretend not to see it. It’s a little awkward. Much like how I stalk Diora Baird on there even though she continues to ignore me. I assume it’s some kind of reverse psychology, because she mentions other people who aren’t nearly as charming as me. And I know for a fact that she reads them because I can see the screen on her notebook from this tree.