perez hilton is a moron

An uncensored picture of Miley Cyrus climbing out of a car with no underwear on was all over the place this weekend, but you probably never saw it because Miley is 17 and the cops really freak out when you publish pictures of a underage girls snatch. But Perez Hilton is a moron who is blinded by his need for attention so of course he posted it on his twitter.

And naturally he only did it because Miley ignores him and he’s a sociopath who attacks anyone who doesn’t pretend to like him, and he does that because he’s a Frankenstein headed dullard who no one ever loved as a child, and seriously, how could they? This is why he makes up blatant lies about people like Lily Allen. He’s really god damn creepy to be honest with you. And not just because he’s so ugly he should get handicapped parking.

At some point Hollywood will catch on to the fact that no one actually likes this dim witted loser who looks like he had a stroke when he talks, and they’ll come to realize he’s not influential in any way. He’s had a TV show, a clothing line and a few books, and they were all complete failures. He’s had two singers on his record label, Sliimy last year and Travis Garland this year. Guess what? No one gives a fuck. His site is only popular because it was early and people have a routine when they go online and that routine is very slow to change. Point being, with any luck this piece of shit will get in trouble for this. I also hope someone drowns him in a sink but I don’t want to get my hopes up. That can only lead to a broken heart.