lindsay has not applied for a new passport

For someone who lies as much as Lindsay Lohan does, you’d really think she’d have a better grasp of how it works by now. Just because some lonely idea has appeared inside your drug riddled mind doesn’t mean it was the winning plan. When Lindsay claims all the flights are full or she has to wait for a new passport, she might as well say she has to stay because she was elected mayor. All her stupid claims can be investigated in about a minute.

So with that in mind, are you ready my friends? Brace yourself…

Lindsay Lohan has not requested a new passport and may be stuck in France for a little while longer, Radar Online has exclusively confirmed. 
Maryse Nebatti, the Duty Officer in Marseille for the U.S. Embassy in France, (said) Lindsay reported the passport stolen but “has not requested a new passport.”
The embassy office in Marseille is the closest location to Lindsay who has been in Cannes promoting her latest role as porn star Linda Lovelace. 
Lindsay’s mother Dina told Radar that her passport was stolen and she was turned away from a flight back to the United States on Tuesday. 
“This was not a planned scheme,” she said.

It’s chilling to watch Dina Lohan slowly push her own kids toward certain death and destruction. She never corrects or criticizes Lindsay and so Lindsay never stops. She pushes the limit more and more. Dina is fucking evil. Like if you went to the zoo with her all the tigers and lions would be backing up and roaring at her, and then she would stare at them and they would run away.