heres that porn star mel gibson had an affair with

To recap, Asa Akira is not the porn star from Poland who Mel Gibson allegedly had an affair with, but she’s way hotter than the porn star from Poland, and so I have a picture of Asa because I don’t appreciate the Polish girl trying to make my website all fug.

The real porn star is pictured below, 26-year-old Violet Kowal. She says she had a three month affair with Gibson (more), and that’s what led to his break up with the woman he got a divorce for, that Russian model named… something (note – no one can pronounce that bitches name anyway so I don’t see any point in me slowly typing it).

Point being, Violet showed up in Malibu yesterday. She stood on the cliff and looked thoughtfully at the sunset, then went for a solitary walk on the beach. The whole thing was bizarre. It looked like an ad for the University of Phoenix. One where the person wants to get on the fast track to success but doesn’t know how yet.