miley and her new video are too sexy

“I Cant be Tamed”, the Miley Cyrus video that premiered last night, could be described lots of different ways. Dumb. Pointless. Dumb. But not sexy. Definitely, definitely not sexy. And yet…

Within hours since the sexy new video – in which the singer gives off an edgier vibe with racy dance moves and bold outfits – debuted, fans and bloggers lit up the Web with comments ranging from “stunning, gorgeous, fierce” to “wow way too much for someone her age.”
“It is a sexy video, you can’t take that away from it,” Cyrus, 17, told E!’s Ryan Seacrest. But “it’s not the premise … The video is not about being sexy or about who can wear less clothes. It’s about explaining the song and living the lyrics.”

As far as I can tell there’s no official video post yet but this rip is okay. Actually it’s terrible but I don’t think you can blame the video quality for that. I dare anyone to explain what the hell is going on here. She, ahem, “can’t be tamed”, so she has to be kept in a cage, but the bars of the cage are like 4 feet from each other and she literally just steps right out of the cage. That piece of shit cage is worse at being a cage than anything has ever been at anything. And she’s, like a chicken or something, but with eyeliner, and boots. God only knows why. The whole thing looks like they found the script for a rejected concept in the trash at Brtitneys house, but a menu from KFC got mixed in with the pages of the script. But no one noticed and they just filmed that shit the way they found it.