it’s the sad cartoon turtle!

The Costume Institute Gala in New York is arguably the biggest celebrity fashion night of the year, even bigger than the Academy Awards, so last night Maggie Gyllenhaal worked her magic and transformed herself from “Ugly” to “Nope Still Ugly But Now In A Dress”.

When asked why the event meant so much to her, she explained, “My shell may look solid, but it’s actually a patchwork of up to 60 different little shells!” I thought maybe she didn’t hear me so I asked the same question again. “My diet consists mostly of shrubs and plants!”, she replied.

After that I bailed.