breaking news: brand new lindsay lohan idiocy

Lindsay Lohan is a drug addicted fuckup who has failed every possible way for about 5 years now. Ali Lohan is only 16 years old, so she hasn’t done that yet, but she is out with Lindsay until sunrise a few times a week. So do the math.

And so today, right now as a matter of fact, Lohan patriarch Michael is being escorted by 2 LA County Sheriffs deputies in a showdown with Lindsay inside her apartment to make sure Ali is safe. Radar says…

Threatening for months to stage an intervention, Michael showed up uninvited of course to check on the welfare of Lindsay’s younger sister Ali.
He brought along a few sheriff’s deputies as well.
Lindsay is Twittering at full speed as events happen. She wrote: “I NEED A RESTRAINING ORDER! MY SISTER AND FRIEND TOO!!!!! HE’S NUTS!!!
And then added:
“I am wondering what the world is coming to when my father can hire cops and walk into my apt w/out notice.”

“We went to Lindsay’s apartment with the sheriff to check on Ali’s welfare and already had it out with Lindsay and Ali,” Michael told RadarOnline.com.

Lindsay continued her Tweeting and wrote: “My lawyer isn’t answering I NEED A RESTRAINING ORDER! MY SISTER AND FRIEND TOO!!!!! HE’S NUTS!!! when will it ever end… it’s been going on my whole life with him-hasn’t he caused enough pain ? he has NEVER paid child support, and is marrying a tabloid writer and can barely spell his own name due to his “brain” that has been ruined. let’s not forget, that my father KIDNAPPED me from a COURT ROOM when i was 4 years old and is CRAZY. i have no choice but to make this public, due to my sister’s safety, as well as my own.”

I really wish those capitalized words said things like “shots fired” and “blood bath”. Those cops need to show some initiative and start shooting everyone named Lohan. Just say they went for your gun. No one will care, I assure you. Lindsay is a fucking idiot. She’s very clearly a drug addict and alcoholic. Her claiming she goes to bars simply to hang out with her friends takes some balls. It would be like telling your wife you go to strip clubs just for the music.