charlie sheen shaved his head

You may find this hard to believe, but the mustachioed stranger in the picture next to Charlie Sheen is also Charlie Sheen. Relax my friends, there’s nothing wrong with your monitor, it was simply Charlie in disguise after he got caught banging some whore at his house. The disguises only weakness was if someone looked at him. Unfortunately for him they did. So the next step would be to shave his head. And so that’s what happened.

Charlie Sheen pulled a Britney Spears and shaved his head, RadarOnline.com learned. Facing allegations that he cheated on wife Brooke Mueller with escort Angelina Tracy, Sheen shocked people Wednesday when he was seen with a shaved head.
Earlier, photos surfaced of Sheen in a ridiculous fake moustache disguise as he was caught with Tracy.
Sheen is still in rehab and is battling alcohol and coke addictions. His wife has also been getting rehab treatment. He is facing trial on domestic violence charges in Colorado.

This is why Hollywood is so entertaining. Because it’s filled with dim witted morons with tons of money and no survival skills whatsoever. Charlie Sheen didn’t want to be recognized. So he shaved his head. Now he looks like Charlie Sheen with a shaved head. Ta-da. When this doesn’t work we’ll probably see him walking toward his $90,000 Porsche in a karate outfit and pushing up the skin on either side of his eyes. And he’ll fully expect the paparazzi to say, “Hey lets ask that karate expert if he’s seen Charlie Sheen.” And Sheen will say, “Ching chong chow, me no Engrish!” But he’ll be thinking, “Hehehe, little do they know that I’M Charlie Sheen. And I’m escaping right under their noses.”