snooki gets paid more than lindsay lohan

This article about Lindsay Lohan on Fox opens by saying, “Once viewed as one of the best actresses of her generation…” And it seems insane now but that really is true. When ‘Georgia Rule’ came out, the LA Times (or maybe NYT) made a big point about how good Lindsay was, and hopefully she’ll get her life together. Obviously that didn’t happen, and now even Snooki gets paid more for personal appearances than Lindsay.

“When Lindsay does get paid for attending events, she now gets $5,000 to $10,000, basically less than Snooki makes,” a source close to Lohan told Fox411.
“It is sad and it is only getting worse. The few people that care about Lindsay want her to get help, but she is scared to trust anyone, thanks to her father, and she doesn’t want to hear this. We are worried for Lindsay and where her life is going.”

Well Lindsay was out until 6am the past two nights, so it’s pretty hard to fell bad for her. Stop going out and getting drunk you dumb bitch. Or die, whatever. Who cares. You are not a unique snowflake.

Wait.

Snooki gets 10 grand for a personal appearance? Why? Why on earth would anyone do that? Just bang on her food dish for a few minutes, she’d prolly run right up.

(she looks like chumlee from ‘pawn stars’. image source = splash news online)