jessica simpson doesn’t need makeup

The may issue of Marie Claire has a picture of Jessica Simpson on the cover, and they say, “No Makeup, No Retouching, No Regrets.” They also seem to know if my boyfriend is tweeting about me.

“I don’t have anything to prove anymore,” she says. “What other people think of me is not my business.”

Jessica Simpson might as well give an interview where she talks about instructions given to her by the newspaper and how the CIA is drugging her toothpaste because she’s clearly lost her mind. Not that she looks bad or anything, but what other people think of her is definitely her business. It’s her only business for christs sake. Marie Claire might as well have a headline that says “In Memoriam. 1980-2010”