and now we’re up to 4

Sandra Bullock thanked Jesse James when she accepted her Academy Award three weeks ago, and he cried and smiled proudly, which made him look like a real scumbag in hindsight because it turns out he was banging some dirty whore the whole time.

Wait did I say “whore”? I meant to say “whores”.

Another Jesse James mistress has been discovered and this one has hired power attorney Gloria Allred!
The new mistress had a several year affair with James, she charges, that ended just recently.
And yes, there’s proof. Hundreds of text messages, emails and photos.
Allred said: “I represent a beautiful model and businesswoman. She had a three year intimate relationship with Jesse James.
“He pursued her and had strong feeling for her. She is in the process of trying to decide if she will come forward. She has proof of their relationship including hundreds of text messages, emails and photos. The relationship JUST RECENTLY ENDED after the scandal broke.”

Hopefully this new one is a brunette too because most of Tigers whores were blond and hair color is starting to be the only way I can remember which whore belonged to who. I’m sure this new one will be a real treat, just like Bombshell. No wonder Sandra is in hiding. One ugly girl has the fighting power of three pretty girls. It’s not like they’re worried about scars or anything. So Sandra is now outnumbered 12 to 1. She should probably move to Brazil or something.