Tiger will play at the Masters

Tiger Woods posted a statement on his website late this morning confirming the worlds worse kept secret. Namely that he will make his return to golf on April 8th at the Masters, and that CBS just came in their pants. Tiger writes…

“The Masters is where I won my first major, and I view this tournament with great respect. After a long and necessary time away from the game, I feel like I’m ready to start my season at Augusta.

The major championships have always been a special focus in my career and, as a professional, I think Augusta is where I need to be, even though it’s been awhile since I last played.

I have undergone almost two months of inpatient therapy, and I am continuing my treatment. Although I’m returning to competition, I still have a lot of work to do in my personal life.”

I probably didn’t need to post this because everyone on earth has it as their headline now. So that means if you read it here first, this is the only website you ever go to. I just wanted to say that you’ve made the right choice, and your parents and I are extremely proud of you.