Lindsay Lohan is above the law

In July of 2007, Lindsay Lohan was charged with 2 DUIs, 2 counts of possession of cocaine, transporting a narcotic into a custodial facility, driving on a suspended license, drinking underage and fleeing the scene of an accident.  Her BAL was .12 on the first DUI, .15 on the second. The legal limit is .08. She faced a total of 6 years in jail.

She served a total of 84 minutes in jail, was sentenced to 36 months of probation and given 18 months to attend 86 separate alcohol education classes. 27 months later she has attended only 52 of those 86, so today she was called in front of a judge to explain why.

She arrived 90 minutes late, “appeared disheveled and strung-out with blood shot eyes” and told the judge she’s been too busy to attend all the classes. Please keep in mind she doesn’t actually do anything.

So what was her punishment? If you have to ask, this is clearly the first you’ve heard of law enforcement in LA.

A judge today decided to extend Lindsay’s probation another year so she can finish her alcohol education classes. Her lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley, told the judge Lindsay has been extremely busy and has only been able to complete about half her classes.

So, nothing. Absolutely nothing happened to her. I dare you to pull this crap in any other state. Not only would you be thrown in jail immediately, they would then put some kind of slug in your ear that works it’s way inside of you and eats your bones.