go kill yourself

I’ve never heard of Quinnipiac University, but the angry dykes in charge of press releases would like you to know they’ve got their eye on David Letterman, and they won’t sit idly by while he has completely consensual relationships. People.com says…

Quinnipiac University says it will tell staff in charge of placing interns to be extra careful when sending students to the studio to work for Letterman, 62, who is currently at the center of a blackmail scandal over his alleged affair with one of his former interns.
“Due to recent circumstances we will have a discussion with those in charge of placing our interns at the David Letterman show in the future. We will diligently oversee this internship program to ensure that our interns are out of harm’s way.”

Oh jesus don’t be so dramatic. “Harms way”? Fuck you. They act like Dave was running around naked sodomizing every new intern. Like they were sex slaves with no way out, no one to hear their cries as they begged for mercy. If I worked at Letterman I would find the intern evaluation slips for Quinnipiac and jerk off all over them, just so the little busy-body lesbians over there can go insane with their new conspiracy theories.

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