randy quaid is wanted, sexy

The Santa Barbara County Police Department has issued warrants for the arrest of Randy Quaid and his wife Evi after they ran up a bill of over $10,000 at the luxurious San Ysidro Ranch, and then just, sort of left. Turns out that’s illegal. Radar says…

…the couple is expected to be charged with three felony counts each: Defrauding an innkeeper, conspiracy and Burglary, and that bail will be set at $20,000.
…a source close to the investigation confirmed that Randy and Evi also owe the Hotel Bel-Air $17,000 in unpaid hotel bills and are holding on to a rental car that has been reported missing by Hertz Rent-A-Car.

Who knows what these vultures really want from Randy but he can’t very well pay every single hotel bill AND prance around in fancy full length fur coats, now can he? He’s not an ATM machine, you know. I’m sure he tried to explain that to them, but you know these hotels.  Money, money, money.  “You owe us money, we want our money.” It’s a really unattractive quality to be honest.