Jude Laws memory isnt so good

Samantha Burke is the girl who will have another kid for Jude Law in about two months, the one who posted some Adult-Friend-Finder-worthy pictures of herself two weeks ago, but just because they’re not together anymore doesn’t mean he doesn’t have feelings for her. Or at least he might if he could remember who she was.

A close friend of Samantha’s tells E! exclusive details of the brief relationship between Law and the aspiring model. It all started once upon a time in a club:
“She met him at a club in New York,” says the friend. “He was sick, so she kept going to his hotel over the course of a week to take care of him.”
“Jude didn’t even remember her. She hasn’t seen him since New York. They’ve only been in contact through their lawyers.”

In this girls defense, she could almost certainly sell a story like this to the tabloids but so far she hasn’t. If they’ll carry on this way about John WhoTheFuckIsThat Gosselin for 6 months they could get at least a month out of her. Jude would be wise to make her happy, whatever that might cost. Believe me, you don’t want some model you banged coming up to your table while you have dinner with a new model, pulling up her shirt and screaming about “the baby.” Believe me I know. Be-lieve me. Really awkward.