Is Britney engaged or what?

Britney Spears rarely wears much jewelry and almost never wears the same stuff consistently, so many are wondering why she’s been flashing a big diamond on her left ring finger for about a month now. She even kept it on during her recent bikini photoshoot, leaving many to wonder if she’s now engaged to her boyfriend/agent Jason Trawick. Another theroy is that she’s just doing this to mess with the media.

Yet another theroy is that she was in better shape a month ago and now she’s too fat to get the ring off. They should attach all the kitchen cabinet doors to bowflex resistance rods and raise all the food so it’s like 8 feet high. That way the only time Britney can eat is when she’s in good enough shape to get to the food. Or you can have different food at different heights.  Fruits and vegetables will be 6 feet high.  Pie will be at 9.  If she’s too fat to jump to the pie, she’ll just have to starve and try again when she’s lighter.

(hq jump here.  source = fame)