Guess who drove away Tony Romo

Whenever a thousand different people all say the same thing about one particular person, it’s probably because they’ve all conspired against him and are making up a bunch of crazy stories.  Like all the ones you hear about Joe Simpson interfering with Jessica and driving her life right into the ground.  If that were true, wouldn’t he have ruined her relationship with Tony Romo?

Oh wait nevermind.  Fox News says…

Jessica’s manager/father Joe Simpson’s meddling ways most likely took its toll on the relationship, which is the reason why they split the first time fourteen months ago. We’re told Joe promised he’d take a step back when the couple reunited but he was still too involved in his daughter’s private life.  “At one point Joe was even giving Tony football advice which doesn’t go down well,” said an insider.

God this dude is dumb as a rock.  Jess can be super hot.  She has a huge rack and a sweet endearing personality.  If “Jessica” and “A Successful Career” were part of a puzzle, they would be the only two pieces, and they would both be identical red squares.  And Joes job would be to push them together.  And that’s it.  Instead when you check on him 5 hours later, one of the pieces has been drawn on with a marker and folded into a little tent, and the other piece is missing but Joe is quickly chewing something and trying to swallow before telling you where it is.