Afternoon headlines

MILEY CYRUS – Popeater has some uncomfortably sexy pictures of Miley from this months Elle magazine. Is it wrong to objectify a young religious teenager in a fashion magazine? Even I have lines that can’t be crossed. That’s not one of them though. (popeater)

ASHLEY OLSEN – has confirmed she’s given up acting to work full-time in fashion. Meaning “How The West Was Fun” can never be topped. (source = star)

LORD EVIL – aka Black Voldemort, has been identified. The man who startled the world when he sang at Michael Jackson’s memorial yesterday is Darryl Phinnessee, a longtime Jackson session musician. Uh, Phinnessee? Really? Is that a name or did a cat write that part of the story?  (source = mtv)

KATY PERRY – played the Main Square Festival in Arras, France this week.  As always, one second she was hot, the next it was right back to annoying. It really is like she’s just screwin with us at this point. (hq jump = here)