Afternoon headlines

LINDSAY LOHAN – last week when she narked out Justin Timberlake on Twitter, it may have been because earlier that night, she “tried to dance with Timberlake, but he shooed her away.” I’m surprised. Lindsay seems like a perfect one night stand. The epitome of discretion. (source = ny post)

THE ACADEMY AWARDS – will expand the Best Picture category from 5 nominees to 10. Hopefully this means twice the actors on stage describing the movie and how amazing the acting was, and less time with shit like Best Screenplay or Best Score. Those people don’t even do anything. (source = e online)

EDDIE MURPHY – used to be so funny that he’s made unwatchable crap for almost 20 years, you’d actually have more fun at the theater if you went and paid and sat down and then the movie never started, and yet he’s still considered a comedy genius. Luckily choosing to do a movie by randomly picking a script out of a hat leaves lots of time for situps. (source = splash news)