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June 24, 2009 | Uncategorized | editor | 0 Comments
It must be nice to be an actor, because you get tons of money and you don’t really do anything. So you can just jet over to Hawaii any time you want. Like Hilary Duff did yesterday. I’d love to do that, but I’m way too important. I just had a meeting where the general stood in front of a giant map, took off his glasses and said, “Gentleman, we have less than 48 hours”. He then informed me that my actions would be disavowed if I were caught or captured.
(18 more bikini pics here. hq jump here. source = splash news online)