The sexy couple had their twins

June 23, 2009 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

“Double the congratulations are in order for Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick, as news station WTRF reports that the couples’ twins via surrogate arrived last night at the East Ohio Regional Hospital in Martins Ferry, Ohio.

The station also reports that SJP and Matthew are with the surrogate at the hospital, and are expected to make an announcement about the births later this afternoon.”

OK magazine said all that by the way, not me. I’m not congratulating anyone on this. I want this goblin to reproduce about as much as I want fire breathing dragons to reproduce. Although it does remind me, with all this Will.I.Am stuff going on, if Matthew Broderick would like to fight me for all the mean things I’ve said about his woman, I’m ready to take my medicine. I don’t anticipate a problem because Broderick is a complete pussy. These kids are gonna think they have two moms. They’re gonna tell the other kids in class that their mom is gay.

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