Headbands are not good helmets

Literally dozens of fans have been left with nothing to do this evening since the announcement that Brett Michaels will not perform tonight in Myrtle Beach, because Sunday night he got demolished by the stage at the Tony Awards (video of that here, bigger damage pic and one more here and here). BrettMichaels.com – wait, what? – says…

“Unfortunately due injuries suffered at the Tony awards Sunday night, the Bret Michaels show scheduled for tonight in Myrtle Beach has been postponed and rescheduled for Thursday August 6th. Due to a large stage prop that struck Bret’s head further tests are being conducted on his head and spine. Bret Michaels solo tour dates will resume June 12th in Gadsden Alabama and will continue throughout the summer.”

Oh no. What will all those chubby, unloved 42-year-old women do now?   They had their struggling-to-beat hearts set on this.  They even cut the fingers off some new black leather gloves.  Oh well.  Looks like a few lucky kitty kats are getting some new scarves knit for them tonight!