“Thisa mai grumpy face.”

Britney strutted around Santa Barbara yesterday on the set of her new video, untroubled by thoughts of a bra or lung cancer, although in these pictures it looked more like a hillbilly version of “My Super Sweet 16”.  “Happy Birthday pumpkin, we gotcha that tractor, the fancy German one!”  “Oh Mai Gawd Noooooo! Nooo this is red, I said black, I wanted da black one! I hate you Daddy, you done ruin’ everything!”

(jump straight to hq pictures here)

(note: people from the south email me whenever I call Brit a hillbilly, so I’m just gonna mention one last time that I grew up like an hour from where she did.  In fact, here, here’s a google earth of my parents house.  Now look here.  See all that stuff to the right of the red dot?  That’s ten million acres of alligators and illiteracy.  So when I call Britney a hick, it’s because it’s like looking in a mirror)