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May 21, 2009 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments
This is the only decent video I could find showing Ryan Seacrest announcing the winner of last nights “American Idol”, and it opens with Adam Lambert and the dude whose name I’m not even gonna bother to learn because there’s no point singing “We Are the Champions” with Queen. I stopped watching this season when the hot chicks got kicked off, but Adam Lambert should have won this shit. He may look like Little Nicky, but that fuckin dude can sing, especially all that over-the-top rock opera stuff. At least he’s interesting. That other dude is like watching a fish tank for 40 minutes. Except there’s no fish in it. Because it’s not a real fish tank just the words “fish tank” written in pencil on an otherwise blank sheet of paper.