Oh, the excitement

These pictures of Hayden Panettiere yesterday in Cannes, spending the day on a yacht with her new limey boyfriend Steve Jones and a group that included Elton John’s homosexual lover David Furnish, Ryan Phillippe (who gets a lifetime pass because “the Way of the Gun” is the greatest movie ever made and he was cool as hell in it) and his gf Abby Cornish, sure do bring back a lot of memories. I spent my summers the same way when I was her age. Except, replace the part about sexy Hollywood friends with, “Asian kids”, and the part about a billion dollar yacht in southern France with, “robotics camp at the Stennis Space Center in Mississippi”.