Vanessa Hudgens will get naked

That hot little bitch Vanessa Hudgens, star of “High School Musical” and several erotic daydreams, tells E! Online that she has no aversion to getting naked (which should have been obvious) and she wouldn’t hesitate to get naked on screen for the right part.

“I will show nudity in a film when the time is right,” Hudgens, 20, told us. “Right now, I wouldn’t feel comfortable doing it, but like I said, when the time’s right, if it’s an amazing movie that I’m really passionate about and that’s what it calls for, then we’ll see.”

What a coincidence, because I know of an amazing movie that Vanessa would be perfect for. It’s called, “Vanessa Hudgens Takes a Shower and Caresses Her Breasts.” It opens with one of those classy uninterrupted one-shots like Robert Altman used to open “The Player.” But where his was only 8 minutes long, mine is 95, or until the battery on my camera dies. The movie begins with Vanessa taking her clothes off and taking a shower, but then there’s a twist toward the end that I can’t really talk about because it will ruin the surprise.