no men under 30, please

Megan Fox must be every Hollywood perverts dream come true, the best thing to happen to sexual predators since steel barrels and lye, especially when she says stuff like this…

MEGAN FOX says she is not interested in pretty boy actors such as ZAC EFRON — claiming blokes under 30 are a “waste of time”.
The screen beauty, 22, reckons men around the age of the High School Musical hunk — 21 — have “nothing to offer conversationally, they are immature”.
She added: “They are just too pretty with the big hair and the suits.”
The Transformers star — in an on-off relationship with TV star BRIAN AUSTIN GREEN, 35 — said: “I feel I have a better shot with someone in his thirties.”

I have no idea how Brian Austin Greene is doing this, but I assume it has something to do with alcohol and magic.

(these scans from the new esquire are all glorious hq by the way. please enjoy won’t you)