lindsay has big plans for the future

Lindsay is finally back from Hawaii, just in time for a big media event for her line of self-tanning products last night in Santa Monica.  She told E! News that she is really happy right now and things are going great.  And they are too!  Wait.  No they’re not.  What the hell is she talking about?

(She) admitted that April had been, “a hard month,” and while she said she is doing her best to move on personally and professionally, she told E! News she and Ronson remain “in touch.”
As for her day job, Lohan is in final negotiations for a film that is scheduled to start shooting in October. She would not divulge any details about the potential project, however, as it has yet to be a done deal.
She also said she’s close to returning to the recording studio, and named Pharrell as a producer she would like to work with—that is, if he wasn’t, for some unknown reason, feuding with her.

So to recap, that ugly dyke won’t take her back, she hopes to get an acting job six months from now, and she’s heard of the producer Farrell.  How exactly is any of that great?  She might as well say she has plans to be a Supreme Court Justice, or a mighty oak.

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