sean penn is single

Sean Penn and Robin Wright have filed for divorce from each other twice already, but never one to give up, Penn filed for divorce yet again this past Friday.  The two have been married for 13 years but a couple for nearly 20.  They have two teenage sons, one 18 and one 15.  Us magazine says…

Penn, 48, initially filed for divorce in December 2007, but his petition was later dismissed. Three days later, Wright Penn, 43, filed her own paperwork.
But in April 2008, the couple’s divorce petition was dismissed at their request.

I don’t know anything about divorce paperwork but I assume his first petition was dismissed because he’s a sanctimonious pain in the ass and the judge decided Robin knew what she was getting into and why punish some new girl.  And then the judge told him, “this is your problem now dipshit.”  I’m pretty sure judges aren’t supposed to talk like that but it would be awesome.