thats not how you do it

April 24, 2009 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

This picture of Jessica Biel learning to strip for the movie “Powder Blue” might reveal why movies about strippers always suck. Wherever she is has bowling pins on the wall and metal scaffolding and all kinds of pads. I think she’s training for the circus. I don’t need a high wire act when I go to a strip club. I just want a chick with huge tits to grind her ass into my crotch, not someone flipping from flagpole to flagpole like the little Chinese dude in "Oceans 11".

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