madonna is a liar

When Madonna fell off her horse during a riding session in New York four days ago, her publicist Liz Rosenberg does what she always does and blamed everyone else.  The Daily Mail says…

Her spokesperson Liz Rosenberg claimed the horse was 'startled by paparazzi jumping out of the bushes'.

Makes is sound so dramatic.  Like Madonna was peacefully enjoying the woods, floatin around like a little angel, and the pap's jumped from their hiding spot yelling "booga booga booga".  But another, more accurate way to look at it, is that the paparazzi had nothing to do with it and weren't near her in any way and she fell because she’s 900 years old and old people can't judge depth or distance. 

However, a police report said the singer did not report the supposed involvement of a photographer.Sgt Herbert Johnson of Southampton Village Police Department (said): 'There is no mention of photographers. It's a matter of spin control that went out of control.'If they felt there was something else, they would have written "paparazzi" in the form – if they felt there was a problem.'

This wobbly old hag better drink some milk and be glad she’s still alive.  She must have landed in a pile of pillows because normally someone that old would have exploded into a cloud of dust.