jennifer love chewit sure showed me

I used to be skeptical that Jennifer Love Hewitt really lost 18 pounds like she claimed on the cover of Us magazine, but then they compared two older candid pictures taken from the front to one professional picture from the side.  That shut me up good.  I thought she had a big ass but clearly I was mistaken.  I also thought she was getting shorter, but they compared a picture of her on the red carpet to a picture taken straight down from on top of a ladder.

And now I’ve been extra shut-up, because she’s in the May Maxim in some sexy new pictures.  By sheer coincidence she hides her hips and ass in every single one, but now I just sound ridiculous.  The witch hunt is over.  Her diet and exercise program have left her thin as a rail, clearly.  Look, when you’re wrong, you’re wrong.  Time for me to look myself in the mirror and face the facts.