leann rimes is so fascinating

LeAnn Rimes went on the Today this morning to promote her new biography, and she wasn’t shy about addressing her megastardom and the pressures of life inside an unrelenting media spotlight.  In fact she made those things up just so she could address them.

"I think people are fascinated with my personal life. And I totally get it."  “I get to write books like this and write songs like this and affect people's lives. And I think through the song 'What I Cannot Change,' having touched so many people, that's what I believe I'm here to do.” “it's been tough … to make that transition from child star to an adult, but I've been one of the very few, very small percentage that.”

I like to think she was being sarcastic, but it doesn’t seem like she was, which is amazing because I could only offer the vaguest guess as to who she is and what she does.  And if I guessed and you said no, she’s a figure skater or she used to be on Party of Five, I would say oh yeah I remember now.  She might be one of the most forgettable people on earth, totally average in every way.  I’m looking directly at her right now and I can still only sorta describe her.  I guess she has a … face, and a … vest.  And there’s a string on a tree behind her.  It’s green.