does madonna have any friends

Madonna has been nothing but a mean spirited bitch ever since they split, but still Guy Ritchie is the one she has turned to after her failed bid to adopt a little girl in Africa last week.  The Sun says…

Madge was devastated after being told three-year-old Malawi girl Mercy James can’t join her brood — Lourdes, 12, Rocco, eight, and three-year-old David Banda, who she adopted from Malawi in 2006. “Guy was incredibly sympathetic, calmed her down and told her to be happy with the family she had.”

This was after Guy issued this statement of support last week:

“I fully supported Madonna in her decision to apply for this adoption, and I am saddened her application has been rejected.  She is motivated only by being a caring parent who seeks to share some of the advantages and opportunities that her life has given her.”

This dude must have the patience of a saint to put up with her for so long.  She’s like a villain in a fairy tale.  Mean, ugly, pale and creepy because you can see the tendons in her arms when she moves.  Honest to God I’d rather hump a vagina made out of wood than Madonna.