britney is high on life

Britney brought her "Circus" tour to Vancouver last night, but stopped the show for 45 minutes after just three songs because she thought she smelled marijuana. Radar Online says…

(She) left the stage dark and empty from about 8:30 p.m. until 9:05 p.m.; at about 8:45 p.m., a PA announcer told the crowd: "It’s become uncomfortable and unsafe for the performers, including Ms. Spears. The show will resume as soon as the air around the stage is clear. The performance will not proceed until the air clears."

She returned to finish her set, but not before imparting a few words of wisdom to those in attendance: "Thank you Vancouver. Drive safe, don't smoke weed and rock out with your cock out. Peace out mother fuckers!"

Ironically, Canada is pretty lax with their weed laws, so you would probably get in more trouble if you ran around with your cock out than you would if you got high.  So Britney's advice would probably land you in jail, whereas if you do the exact opposite of her advice, the worst that will happen is you'll think "According to Jim" is just the funniest goddam thing you've ever seen.