guess whos gettin it on

The always wildly entertaining Star magazine says today that Britney and Kevin Federline were caught by his current girlfriend in (a presumably steel-reinforced) bed.  Not only that, but Star says the two have been doin it all over the place, even on the desk you’re sitting at right now.

…the one-time couple have been hooking up whenever and wherever the mood strikes."It's like they're newlyweds all over again," a family insider (says). "Brit and Kevin can't keep their hands off each other! The flings have made them both a lot happier."Britney loves it when Kevin puts the moves on her, and she's making her own too. "She definitely knows how to fan the flames!"Victoria Prince actually caught Britney and Kevin having sex on the sly!  She "caught him with his hand in the cookie jar,” says our source.

Oh really?  Was his hand in the cookie jar?  Uh-huh.  And has Brit been struttin around like the cats pajamas ever since?  Gave some other fella the ol’ high-hat, told him to scram?  Why do these “inside sources” always sound like a gangster from a 1940’s movie?