britney is good at shorts

Britney used to have a huge, fantastically awesome rack (here), and even when she was going insane last January it was still pretty good (bam).  Now it’s gone completely, somehow, but at least she’s still pretty good at wearing shorts.  Mostly.  Even here there are a few little things that keep her from being great, so you have to sit and stare and think – which I hate – and come to a conclusion.  She’s like a shoe at the outlet mall.  This was all much more flattering in my head before I started to type.  The headline was so optimistic.