katherine heigl was just kidding

Katherine Heigl has been a menace on the set of “Greys Anatomy” for about a year because she wants to leave the show that made her famous and become a movie star, like Clooney did with “ER”, and Bruce Willis with “Moonlighting”.  You may have noticed there’s like a 15-year gap between those two examples.  So did she apparently.  The AP says…

Katherine Heigl said Friday she's ready to stay with "Grey's Anatomy" and the decision rests with the show … she's comfortable balancing movies and TV by working on big-screen projects during the summer hiatus for "Grey's Anatomy.""I'm more than happy to make that compromise. I don't know if I want to continue for five years working 12 months a year, but I can take at least another year or two," she said.

When asked about this, a coal miner said, “Oh Katie, please, please don’t be a hero.  Don’t try to read words out loud a few days a week for 24 straight months.  I had a vacation in 1997, actually the mine collapsed and a cart crushed my leg in three places, but those ten days were magic!”

(remember when she was hot?  feels like a billion years ago, doesn’t it?)