brooke hogan is a big star

In her mind, as she made her way to the Ritz Carlton pool in Miami on Saturday, and again just before she revealed her scandalous pink thong, Brooke Hogan was already planning for the next few days, once these “sexy” pictures were all over the internet.  Then in magazines like Star – maybe even the cover in a “guess who” kind of thing – a week later.  Some people on myspace, they be hatin, but only cuz they jealous LOL.  "If you doan like me, how come you always talkin bout me," she would say next week.

And that’s pretty much how it worked out.  Except, instead of paparazzi hiding in the trees, she was followed by William and his phone.  And William didn’t really “follow” her as much as he “sat there for an hour and then said fuck it why not”.  Amazing isn't it.  She's like the new Madonna with the way she manipulates the media.

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