monday night headlines

DAVID LETTERMAN – “On Thursday, at 3 p.m., March 19, 2009, at the Teton County Courthouse in Choteau, Montana, I was married to Regina Lasko."  Dave has dated Regina since 1986, and they had a son together in 2003.  And that son … was high school football phenom Rueben Randle.  Wait that can’t be right. (source = us)

CHRIS BROWN – "It's really hard for him to focus right now on his music", says Tyreese.  "Entertainers, we have to grow up on stage with a lot of people looking at us … people forget that he's only 19."  It's true. 19 is tough. I put on black eyeliner and wrote poems about sorrow, Chris punches girls in the face while they’re captive in his car.  It's part of growing up. (source = people)

MEGAN FOX – today's “Megan Fox is single” story says she moved into a hotel this weekend.  Of course at this point I'm out of Megan Fox pictures.  But word on the street is that Sofia Vergara, Columbian supermodel and Tom Cruises' target before Katie Holmes, went to the gym this weekend.  Oh my god look there she is!  (source = e! online and fame)