afternoon headlines

JAMES CAMERON – “Avatar”, his first movie since “Titanic”, could cost more than 300 million dollars, which would pass “Pirates of the Caribbean 3” as the most expensive movie ever made.  Yet still a bargain to get a James Cameron 3D sci-fi movie.  Not a bargain: Skippy peanut butter.  The CouponLady Dianne Laumann says, “They’ve put a big dimple on the bottom.”  (source = deadline: hollywood and abc2)

JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE – has his own brand of tequila coming out called “901”.  A spokesman said, “901 is that time of night when your evening is ending, but your night is just beginning."  Now say, “901 is how many cocks I’d like in my mouth”, and see which 901 explanation sounds gayer. (source = sun USA)

SELETA EBANKS – Quintessentially held a party last week for “Valentino: The Last Emperor”.  I didn’t know what that was, but now it has a trailer.  It sounds gay, so I didn’t watch the trailer, and I still don’t know what it is, other than an excuse to post new party pictures of five star beauty Gwyneth Paltrow and Seleta Ebanks in a tiny skirt.  Seleta is so hot, and Gywneth is so ugly.  They’re like arch enemies in a comic book they’re so different. (source = apple, splash)