megan has come to brighten the day

On one hand being a paparazzi must suck because you spend 19 hours in a car waiting for Jessica Alba to get her mail and peeing on your self because peeing in a cup while sitting down is practically impossible and it turns out you pee a lot more than you think you do and the cup never holds all of it.  

On the other hand, you’re allowed to brazenly point your camera at a girls tits and take pictures of it.  I didn’t crop this.  That's how it came.  That stuff is normally illegal.  Dispatch will send police for a possible “Public Nuisance” or “Trespassing”, maybe even “Prowler” or “Disturbance by a Mental Person”.  Those will go over the radio as a 507, 602, 11-7 and 10-103m.  It’s not important why I know that.  Don’t worry about it.  You need to mind your own business buddy.

(image source of megan saturday in west hollywood = fame and wenn)