oh for the love of god

Bored indifference swept over the stage at the Calle Ocho festival in Miami this weekend, when Brooke Hogan did a pole dance while performing her catalog of hit songs.  She showed her moves on the hopefully reinforced pole, sliding down with her legs spread.  Then she got to the bottom and just sort of laid there helplessly, struggling to breathe seductively, on her back for a suspiciously sexy long time, like a fat dog or turtle an enchantress who can’t rock its momentum back and forth enough to get up beckoning her lover for a night of passion. 

(image source = splash news)