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March 12, 2009 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments
90210 star AnnaLynne McCord wrecked her car today on La Cienega in West LA when she ran into the back of a new Range Rover. No one was injured. One prominent website is suggesting the accident was AnnaLynnes fault because she got distracted while masturbating and thinking about me. If asked for a comment, a hot young police spokeswoman might say, “oh my god yeah, I totally bet she was. I mean c'mon. Oh no way is that your real eye color? Oh my god they’re so blue, come here, let me see OH WHOOPS I SLIPPED. Whew, thanks for catching me. Wow you’re really strong. Do you work out where do you work out? I work out too. Here feel my legs.”
(image source = pacific coast)